
this is a picture of me. it was taken in brigham city, utah, in august, about 2pm on a very sunny day. why am i so UNexcited, you might ask? well, because it’s 2pm, and we’d been driving since the previous day at 8pm, and been up since that same previous day at 7am… so a few short catnaps in the car is all i’m working on in over 30 hours.
but that’s not the point. the point, is look at the background. look where i am. it’s a lovely little drive-thru chain called SONIC. let me give you another (admittedly poor) photo to prove my point.

a chocolate cream pie shake from sonic is basically liquified heaven. you can even taste the CRUST. the PIE CRUST. in a shake.
are you hearing this? because if you aren’t salivating like a hounddog, then you really aren’t catching the importance of what i’m saying.
now for the kicker:
http://www.twcdrive-in.com/twc/
yes. a sonic, in the northwest. see, we’ve been tantalized with their television ads for months, maybe years now, but there is finally one that is less than 300 miles away.
my friends, this is bigger news than rumsfeld’s resignation. this is bigger than the detroit tigers rolling over like little kittens. then again, there are no sonics in michigan… while the state of missouri boasts 186 sonic restaurants. we may be on to something…
…anyhow. yeah. head on out to hillsboro (i know, hillsboro… but it’s on the way to the coast, or maybe if the flooding keeps up, before long hillsboro will be ON the coast…) and get a shake. i recommend the CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE shake.